It's a "minnier" me. I suppose I'm below average when it comes to height. Standing at a whopping 5 feet 1 inch tall, I'm definitely no Leviathan. I'm only two short inches away from being legally called a midget and being able to use a handicap parking spot. And believe you me, there are some days I wish I could shave off those two inches and spare myself the extra 20 feet to the store entrance. Apparently, not only am I short, but I'm lazy as well. I look distraught in this picture. You know what it is? I think I'm wishing that I was just a bit more diminutive in size so that the ginormous balloon could take me away from whatever horrible situation I was obviously in.
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